My forgetter's getting better,
but my rememberer is broke
to you that may seem funny
but, to me, that is no joke

For when I'm 'here' I'm wondering
if I really should be 'there'
and, when I try to think it through,
I better be aware!

Oft times I walk into a room,
say 'what am I here for?'
I wrack my brain, but all in vain!
a zero, is my score.

At times I put something away
where it is safe, but, Gee!
The person it is safest from
generally is me!

When shopping I may see someone,
Say 'Hi' and have a chat,
then, when the person walks away
I ask myself, 'who  was that?'

Yes, my forgetter's getting better
while my rememberer is broke,
and it's driving me plumb crazy
and that isn't any joke.